Here is a movie that would be impossible to promote, create no buzz, no one would ever want to see it, yet millions and millions of people cast themselves as the main characters year after year!
There is no script, the storyline is slow, work hours are insane, you never get to leave the set, the ending is uncertain and the supporting cast runs the show.
Sources inside the MPAA(Maniacal Parenting Association of America) have confirmed this rating falls between R and NC-UNTILYOUAREDEAD.
Please send this rating to ‘not yet parents’ (they need to see this), new parents (purely for preparation purposes) and old parents (who have fired their cast and kicked them off set). Avoid sending this to the talent currently filming their movie (they might cry).