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My Almost 2 Year Old Will Clean It Up

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Ben | 0 Comments

Andi, who is not even 2 years old yet, decided that she wanted to try and transfer water from one container to the next.

There is Something Jabbing Me in the Back

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Ben | 0 Comments

The other night I was sound asleep. I love being in a deep sleep, it is so wonderful and happens so rarely as a parent of toddlers. In the middle of my deep slumber I started dreaming that someone was pressing a blunt object, like a baseball bat, continually into my lower back. This unrelenting pressure on the square of…

What do you want me to do?

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Ben | 0 Comments

Our 3rd child… her name is Andi, has been… well… not as easy as the other two. She cries more, whines more, makes mommy and daddy wine more, throws more fits, yells no more, bangs her head against the wall more, sleeps through the night less, dislikes food more… all in all she is just a little(lot) more difficult than…

What Does ‘Como Adoma Moochy Bala’ Mean?

Posted on March 16, 2013 by Ben | 0 Comments

“What does ‘como adoma moochy bala’ mean?”

Kid Interviews – Kids on Money (VIDEO)

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Ben | 1 Comments

Hear kids answer questions about money. Their answers are hilarious.

Answers to the question “Why is My Baby Crying?”

Posted on March 4, 2013 by Ben | 1 Comments

They’re not helpful answers… just answers.

Flying Kites

Posted on February 19, 2013 by Ben | 2 Comments

The wind was strong today. Eowyn had to hold Hayley from being blown away.

Is This a No-No?

Posted on February 4, 2013 by Ben | 3 Comments

Recently my wife asked me, “Is it a new no-no to go poop if you’re…

Do Your Car Floors Look Like This?

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Ben | 0 Comments

Keep in mind this lower layer was only revealed after I(and by ‘I’ I mean my wife) pulled off the upper layer of clothes, blankets, backpacks, shoes and other miscellaneous items… and under this layer is a colony of unknown virus and bacteria which may or may not be linked to the reason why my kids get sick every 4 days (it’s…